I'm not in that state but I respect the need to strip down and do what you did.
But really...fuck clubs. I've been to two in my entire life and for less than 3 minutes each. They are awful. I hated everyone almost as soon as I walked in. You can find much hotter / more attractive girls elsewhere. They may not be stupid drunk sluts but that kind of speaks for itself.
clubs? stickam's a video chat site. i got rather drunk, came home, ate a microwaved curry and went online to troll all the scenesters with too much eyeliner and alliterated names (mandy mayhem, darren dickhead, etc). i got naked and threw up in the sink next to my desk, so yeah. would of been a lot better in a club - i'll keep that in mind.
anyway, the only revelation was that i apparently tried to fuck an ex-coworker who now works in one of my regular haunts. i was drunk enough that i don't remember any of this and was told by a friend - so i highly doubt it went well.