Topic: Filthy Canadians

[WindAndConfusion]

God damn snow niggers. (Skip to 1:00.)

[angrykeebler]

they also hold an insurmountable edge in Zamboni technology..bastards

[Xessive]

For some reason I feel Canadian, or at least a kinship with Canadians, somewhere deep down inside. Must be something to do with living there for some time, you begin to feel assimilated. I guess I'm a pseudo-Canadian.

Anyway, the Canadian Zamboni technology is unrivaled. The Ruskies were close but they were severely hindered when the Maple Leafs ravaged their equipment in one fell swoop.

With regards to the vid/song, I don't think Canadians are every offended by anything that mocks Canadians or Canada, however they are deeply offended when someone/thing targets specific groups of Canadians i.e. Native Canadians, Indo-Canadians, Chinese Canadians, Afro-Canadians, Arab Canadians, the TO Maple Leafs, maple syrup and beavers (both varieties).

[angrykeebler]

With regards to the vid/song, I don't think Canadians are every offended by anything that mocks Canadians or Canada, however they are deeply offended when someone/thing targets specific groups of Canadians i.e. Native Canadians, Indo-Canadians, Chinese Canadians, Afro-Canadians, Arab Canadians, the TO Maple Leafs, maple syrup and beavers (both varieties).

Is gpw's penis also on this list?

[Xessive]

Is gpw's penis also on this list?

Not specifically but in its current condition I believe it falls under "maple syrup."

[Quemaqua]

Canadians are stupid.  Just like french people.

[ren]

Canadians are stupid.  Just like french people.

Now imagine taking those two things and putting them together. French Canadians? That's just disgusting.

[Quemaqua]

And can you imagine if one of them had some sort of genital battle damage?  I can't even picture the hideousness.

[ren]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I can say that I'm very impressed with "genital battle damage". That's a fantastic combination of words that I've never come across before.

[Quemaqua]

If it's a reference to genitals, we're talking about gpw.

[gpw11]

haha, that's awesome.  For some reason that reminds me of when i stopped in some gas station in Nevada (I think) last year for booze and cigarettes.  I got IDed because i'm not grizzled enough to look like I've been living in a desert for 21 years and they were amazed that a Canadian would be buying cigarettes and so much booze.  And beef jerky.  Fuck i love that stuff.

[WindAndConfusion]

According to this Fox News report, Canada's guard will be down.

We have satellite photography that proves that Canada is once again planning a 9/11-type strike within the United States. If we don't act now, Canadian terrorists will murder more innocent Americans.

We will also bring Democracy to Canada, so that at last their filthy mud people can breathe free.

Please support the invasion of Canada.

[Quemaqua]

I see what you did there.

[WindAndConfusion]

You don't have to assume every post is about you, Que. Sometimes I just need an excuse to talk about filthy mud people.

[Quemaqua]

You're really a withered old man lying in a hospital bed somewhere in Minnesota, aren't you?