Thank you, God, for a company that isn't full of worthless idiots. Steam updates like once a week and you always have to redownload the entire program even though all they did was fix a typo. Impulse updates infrequently, and when it does, there's a good reason. And you don't even *have* to instantly do the update. Obviously it needs it before you install new applications with it and such, but it doesn't force you out, take a million years to apply the update, then spend fifteen hours reloading itself and logging back in without even asking you if you wanted to quit. It asks politely if you'd like to restart the program, and you're perfectly able to say "no thanks" if you were in the middle of looking at something or performing some other operation.
WARDOCK ENCROACHES ON YOUR TERRITORY. ALL YE PRETENDERS TO THE THRONE, FEEEEAR!