Topic: Best present ever

[Ghandi]

Wife gives husband birthday present - 365 straight nights of sex

Here's the best part -

When I offered my husband sex every day for a year to celebrate his 40th birthday he literally fell over.

[Cools!]

Are you sure that's a gift?

There's probably a reason they didn't do it every day before...

[Ghandi]

There's probably a reason they didn't do it every day before...

Yeah, it's called marriage.

[Xessive]

Better than a tie.

[Cools!]

I'm guessing you are not married?

I think he'd rather have her leave him alone for a year...

[Xessive]

I'm guessing you are not married?

I think he'd rather have her leave him alone for a year...

True, I wouldn't really know!

Still, it's gotta be better than a tie!

Maybe not better than a new gadget though.

EDIT:
By the way, how many times a day are we talking? Do quickies count?

[gpw11]

That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard of.  It sounds like she just did it because she couldn't think of anything else to write a shitty girl-book about.  If I was her husband I'd probably fall over too...in goddamn rage.

[Xessive]

What if they weren't married? Imagine if they were just a relatively new couple (or alternatively strangers in a bar) and she proposed the idea of 365 days of sex for a book she's writing.

[gpw11]

Also kind of gay. 365 days with 365 different smoking hot chicks would be a completely different story, but if it's your wife or girlfriend you should be getting what you need to reach a comfortable equilibrium anyways or one of you should be walking. A stranger in a bar would just be kind of weird because it's like "I just met you and now you want to hang out every day?" Fucking or not, I don't want to commit to hanging out with a stranger every day for the next year.

I don't know what the fuck the deal is with some chicks and sex, but they treat it like it's the goddamn best thing ever and that men are complete fucking idiots when it comes to it.    You know what would be better?  365 days of you making me dinner and not bitching when I go out and forget to tell you where I'm going and don't "check in". Don't worry, we'll be fucking anyways or else I'm getting the fuck out of this shitty frigid relationship. And if I'm so sex starved that 365 days of sex sounds like an amazing deal there's something wrong already that this isn't going to fix.

Now, having 365 days where you can have sex with other girls without getting in trouble sounds like it'd be a great present.

[gpw11]

found in the wild:



Even looks boring.

[Xessive]

I'd hit that. Not for 365 days.. Maybe once and pending performance possibly one more time. She looks eager to please and that usually means an added level of sexual frenzy. If her personality is anything less than stellar I wouldn't waste more time with her.

He looks passive enough that in a prison scenario he'd be the first pick of the pack. I mean he let her abuse him for 365 days for her little book project and convince him that it was a present for him!

Sex is great but you're right in that women take it to another level. For guys sex is sex, a good ol' romp in the sack/car/whatever, however for women they treat it like a commodity. I'm guessing sex to most women is as exciting as stock trading is for fanatic investors (or their borkers by proxy). Sex s no longer about romance, it's a currency used to manipulate others. They way they glorify it and put so much stock in it is simply marketing.

I guess the other factor is libido, which I define as a form of instinctive honesty. When you're ready to go your body will let you know, sex drive is its expression for the desire. Beyond that sex is either a favour, a manipulation, or a mystery.

I think I figured out the jewellery analogy: Jewels are to girls as gadgets are to guys. They like shiny rocks and fossils, we like things that do things (pardon the pun).

[Quemaqua]

She looks cute enough.  And I have to say, I probably wouldn't pass up a similar offer from my wife.