Topic: Why isn't fellatio on this list?

[Pugnate]

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/articleglamourmatch.aspx?cp-documentid=20425953&gt1=32023

Seriously??

[WindAndConfusion]

I'm not going to click that link but I assume it has something to do with your birthday.

[Xessive]

I can't think of a better anniversary present than a sanctioned peek into the diary of someone I care about.

I'm a relatively sensitive guy but even I think that's unpoportionately emotional. Did a guy really write this piece??

I guess fellatio is not on it since it says "5 easy (and free) ways to make men smile" A good blowjob always comes with a price, ranging from reciprocation to raising the karats on the anniversary gift.

[idolminds]

What a lame list.

[Dragonlor]

Oddly enough all 5 of the tips mentioned I would care less about.  The text message one I would hate the most.  I find text messaging an extreme waste of time.

[PyroMenace]

But you text me all the time.

[Dragonlor]

Yeah but smiley faces and hearts isn't considered texting.

[Pugnate]

Someone's been using the list!