Author Topic: The Three Wolf Moon shirt is pretty boss... (Read 4955 times)

ScaryTooth · « **on:** Sunday, July 05, 2009, 07:18:18 PM »

Think I may get one. I have $35 is gift certificates.

scottws · « **Reply #1 on:** Sunday, July 05, 2009, 08:15:17 PM »

I picture Karl Malone wearing that. Or The Allman Brothers.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #2 on:** Sunday, July 05, 2009, 08:30:16 PM »

Quote from: scottws on Sunday, July 05, 2009, 08:15:17 PM

I picture Karl Malone wearing that. Or The Allman Brothers.

Dwight Schrute imo.

wizall · « **Reply #3 on:** Sunday, July 05, 2009, 09:06:42 PM »

These kinds of shirts are pretty fashionable here in the hipster scene in Portland. Having grown up in a rural area where people wore these shirts sincerely, I still can't justify wearing them myself because the irony is just a bit threadbare.

Hmm, that's a little harsh. Plenty of my friends like them, but they're just not for me.

Pugnate · « **Reply #4 on:** Monday, July 06, 2009, 02:33:48 AM »

Yea I would never wear that... unless I became a druid.

shock · « **Reply #5 on:** Monday, July 06, 2009, 08:28:28 AM »

Quote from: Pugnate on Monday, July 06, 2009, 02:33:48 AM

Yea I would never wear that... unless I became a druid.

Hahaha.

wizall · « **Reply #6 on:** Monday, July 06, 2009, 08:31:00 AM »

Quote from: Pugnate on Monday, July 06, 2009, 02:33:48 AM

Yea I would never wear that... unless I became a druid.

Haha. That's good, man. I'll be using that on some of my friends.

Ghandi · « **Reply #7 on:** Monday, July 06, 2009, 08:42:14 AM »

wizall · « **Reply #8 on:** Monday, July 06, 2009, 08:52:36 AM »

Jesus Christ.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #9 on:** Tuesday, July 07, 2009, 06:20:46 PM »

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So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???

I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.

I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shirt; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them).

I lol'ed pretty hard at that "review"

scottws · « **Reply #10 on:** Tuesday, July 07, 2009, 07:21:03 PM »

Hahaha I wasn't feeling it until the part: "Lemme tell you: AW YEAH". Classic!!! Hahaha!

Poor Scary...

idolminds · « **Reply #11 on:** Tuesday, July 07, 2009, 07:28:25 PM »

"promoted to cashier" was what got me.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #12 on:** Tuesday, July 07, 2009, 11:59:22 PM »

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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #13 on:** Wednesday, July 08, 2009, 12:02:44 AM »

Pretty much all the reviews are like this hahaha

angrykeebler · « **Reply #14 on:** Wednesday, July 08, 2009, 12:08:13 AM »

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There is an idea so fragile that to utter it could destroy it. It is a hope and a dream held in the hearts and minds of all men. More precious than gold, we all cherish it at a deep, subconscious level. And yet, for most of the vast span of human history this aspiration has been denied physical existence because of its sheer overwhelming magnitude. Now, in t-shirt form, it has been born.

oh god im dying

Quemaqua · « **Reply #15 on:** Wednesday, July 08, 2009, 12:18:07 AM »

haha, that's absolute gold

angrykeebler · « **Reply #16 on:** Wednesday, July 08, 2009, 12:28:10 AM »

omg someone made a music video review of this
http://www.amazon.com/review/R29Z83O4AK10UD?ie=UTF8&videoPreplay=1

Quemaqua · « **Reply #17 on:** Wednesday, July 08, 2009, 12:33:22 AM »

haha, what the fuck? I can't believe they managed to do that for three and a half minutes. I almost started crying when they were flying and he did the barrel roll...

shock · « **Reply #18 on:** Wednesday, July 08, 2009, 03:17:11 AM »

I love stumbling upon these little gems on the Internet. That video was epic.

Pugnate · « **Reply #19 on:** Wednesday, July 08, 2009, 07:17:39 AM »

Quote from: Ghandi on Monday, July 06, 2009, 08:42:14 AM

wtf... where the hell is that pic from?

Cobra951 · « **Reply #20 on:** Wednesday, July 08, 2009, 10:11:03 AM »

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This video is living proof that you will get women, and fly. Most importantly my son was born without bones and when I put this shirt on him he grew bones. Don't ask me how it happened but the magic is there.

Ghandi · « **Reply #21 on:** Wednesday, July 08, 2009, 11:00:13 AM »

Quote from: Pugnate on Wednesday, July 08, 2009, 07:17:39 AM

wtf... where the hell is that pic from?

It was on digg a week or so ago. There's lots of Three Wolf Moon shirt stuff on there lately.

Pugnate · « **Reply #22 on:** Wednesday, December 02, 2009, 12:26:47 PM »

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924837

I can't believe this shirt has gained so much cult status.

W7RE · « **Reply #23 on:** Tuesday, January 19, 2010, 07:39:47 PM »

3 Cerberus Moon, the Dante's Inferno twitter feed just gave away 5 of these bad boys. (ed: actually they're giving them away during their Live Steam today)

Apparently I can't direct link to the image from twitpic, so here's the link to it.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #24 on:** Thursday, January 21, 2010, 12:08:54 AM »

Haha, that's actually pretty awesome.

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