Author Topic: I think I just got invited to a threesome (Read 4120 times)

PyroMenace · « **on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 04:14:07 PM »

So yea, two married chicks want me to go clubbing with them. From what I know about them they are both closet freaks.

Now I have morals, I consider myself an honest guy, but in this situation do you fuck your morals and have threesomes?

Also I would probably have to be liquored up pretty good for this to happen.

Discuss.

ScaryTooth · « **Reply #1 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 04:22:41 PM »

Oh, thats a toughy. they are married...so meh. This is all your call sir.

See. I don't really get threesomes that much. I mean, I'd probably try it, but it's not on my "must do" list. I have trouble pleasing one chick, let alone two! Best case scenario...I please at least ONE of them. Worst case is we all have a bad night. Either way, not very good!

K-man · « **Reply #2 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 04:36:22 PM »

Absolutely not. There's a thing called karma, and it will come back to bite you in the ass.

I certainly don't begrudge you for going after some strange, but I learned the hard way that married means off-limits.

ren · « **Reply #3 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 04:41:54 PM »

Just do it

beo · « **Reply #4 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 05:18:33 PM »

you consider yourself an honest guy, so be honest to yourself and give them your penis.

idolminds · « **Reply #5 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 05:23:12 PM »

How hot are they?

But married? That makes it kind of icky. Do you really want to be "that guy"?

MysterD · « **Reply #6 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 06:14:25 PM »

Hell, I figured Idol would've already been asking for pictures...!

idolminds · « **Reply #7 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 06:20:43 PM »

Well I asked how hot first. If the answer is "Really hot", then I ask for pics.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #8 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 06:35:25 PM »

K-Man is wise and you should listen to him. Though for me, threesomes = off limits too, so... yeah.

Also... there's a story behind this, and the internet needs it told. You got some explaining to do.

nickclone · « **Reply #9 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 06:56:14 PM »

I was at a party and this guy's wife was coming onto me hard. He told me they have an open relationship and the only rule was wear a condom and no kissing. I didn't do it, like it was said...bad karma. Besides, people don't like a cuckold, especially a spouse.

Antares · « **Reply #10 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 08:48:25 PM »

So, how does getting invited to go clubbing translate into being invited into a threesome?

scottws · « **Reply #11 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 08:58:31 PM »

Holy crap, stop the presses it's Antares.

sirean_syan · « **Reply #12 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 09:22:57 PM »

Well, now we know what brings him around.

Ghandi · « **Reply #13 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 09:48:12 PM »

One the one hand it's two chicks at once. On the other hand, you will probably have to grow a mustache if you start getting involved in threesomes. Touch decision.

gpw11 · « **Reply #14 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 09:49:09 PM »

Quote from: Ghandi on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 09:48:12 PM

Touch decision.

For some reason that typo just kind of fits

Ghandi · « **Reply #15 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 10:44:30 PM »

Too many beers or just witty intellectualism? YOU DECIDE

gpw11 · « **Reply #16 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 10:57:25 PM »

They kind of go hand in hand don't they?

IN YOUR MIND

Ghandi · « **Reply #17 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 11:06:41 PM »

Indeed. As do the number of beers I drink to the chance I think I have of getting it on with two chicks at once.

Weren't you involved in a similar situation many moons ago? Or maybe I'm just making that up.

gpw11 · « **Reply #18 on:** Thursday, July 09, 2009, 11:11:44 PM »

Sort of. Not married though. Didn't do it.

PyroMenace · « **Reply #19 on:** Friday, July 10, 2009, 02:56:48 AM »

Quote from: Antares on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 08:48:25 PM

So, how does getting invited to go clubbing translate into being invited into a threesome?

Heh, yea, hence I titled it that I thought I did. Anyway, there will be no threesomes taking place, one of the chicks didnt get the memo. Project threesome is a no go.

K-man · « **Reply #20 on:** Friday, July 10, 2009, 11:03:09 AM »

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