Topic: haha, not quite arrested.

[beo]

i'm not allowed back in town for 48 hours. i went out of a club for a cigarette, they wouldn't let me back in, i asked why - as i know they saw me leave, they said they didn't, i asked if there was any chance of them letting me back in - they said no. i called them a bunch of cunts. police were called, argued it out with them, was given an order to leave town for 48 hours. just spent the last 45 minutes on the phone with the arresting officers superior, telling him how i thought his force was shit and corrupt, and them hung up on him.

i told them i'm going back into town and asked what i'd be arrested for - beyond breaking the order, they didn't know.

i'm going to go back in and make them arrest me. their beds are comfortable, and i like to make a stink.

[angrykeebler]

uhhh

god speed?

[beo]

i know your laws are different - but any idea how illegal it is to piss in a cop car? how about smear cell walls with shit?

[scottws]

Here cops are a very prideful bunch who do not tolerate anyone messing with them or each other in the least, to a fault.  I don't know anything about English laws or the behavior of English police officers, so I can't give you any advice.

[idolminds]

I guess I have to say it then.

Don't do that.

[Quemaqua]

I say go for it.  What's the worst that could happen?  I hear jail is loads of fun.

[Pugnate]

I say go for it.  What's the worst that could happen? 

He might end up becoming an unwilling sperm recipient.

[Quemaqua]

Ah, the "can dish it out but can't take it" effect.


 ... okay, party lifestyle joke.  My bad.

[Cobra951]

Isn't the sperm exchange program in correctional facilities strictly an American institution?

[Pugnate]

From what I hear about Pakistani prisons, the forced-sperm-delivery-in-jail (FSDIJ) franchise has expanded internationally.

[Xessive]

From what I hear about Pakistani prisons, the forced-sperm-delivery-in-jail (FSDIJ) franchise has expanded internationally.

That's actually the Japanese anti-spermatozoic-terrorism program: First Spermatozoic Defense Initiative - Japan (FSDI-J). I don't have the specifics but rest assured it does involve giant robots and prisons.

[gpw11]

Not allowed back in town?  That seems kind of....fucked.  I take it you're not at home.