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Offline Ghandi

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I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« on: Sunday, November 15, 2009, 12:37:17 AM »
Twice. And I wasn't even that drunk.

Which, in itself, is pretty retarded and utterly pointless. But as the night grew, so did the legend. It was no longer a simple jump - or jumps. This was man conquering fire. The story grew. Women flocked to me. Sex was had.

Morale of the story: Jump over large fires,  no matter how badly you may get burned.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #1 on: Sunday, November 15, 2009, 01:28:17 AM »
If it guaranteed me women, I'd probably try to jump over a 20 foot long pit of poisonous zombie snakemen.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #2 on: Sunday, November 15, 2009, 02:04:39 AM »
Jumping over a fire means you put your penis at risk of getting burned. So interestingly enough, Gandhi's penis went through a trial of fire, and was rewarded with sex.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #3 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 11:06:34 AM »
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Offline Ghandi

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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #4 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 01:27:24 PM »
I was incredibly drunk. No other reason.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #5 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 02:02:31 PM »
Quote from: Ghandi on Saturday, November 21, 2009, 01:27:24 PM
I was incredibly drunk. No other reason.

Ahhhh.
Well, that makes more sense now!

We all do a lot of craziness when toasted.
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Offline Ghandi

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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #6 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 07:54:52 PM »
Quote from: MysterD on Saturday, November 21, 2009, 02:02:31 PM
Well, that makes more sense now!

If you frame most of my replies on Overwritten in the context of me being drunk, they make more sense.

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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #7 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 09:42:20 PM »
Cool pic.
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Offline Ghandi

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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #8 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 09:45:34 PM »
That reply was awesome in every way. One of my best ever. I can't believe you just ruined it.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #9 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 09:49:25 PM »
Quote from: Ghandi on Saturday, November 21, 2009, 09:45:34 PM
That reply was awesome in every way. One of my best ever. I can't believe you just ruined it.

I ruin everything.
Hence my sig.
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Offline Ghandi

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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #10 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 09:53:09 PM »
You didn't ruin that sig. I've said for ages that it's not until we erase the name "Pugnate" from humanity that we will all live in peace. Don't flatter yourself. You made it better. But only slightly.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #11 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 09:53:26 PM »
This is MysterD. He is like the swine flu of message boards.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #12 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 09:54:28 PM »
Quote from: Ghandi on Saturday, November 21, 2009, 09:53:09 PM
You didn't ruin that sig. I've said for ages that it's not until we erase the name "Pugnate" from humanity that we will all live in peace. Don't flatter yourself. You made it better. But only slightly.

A-HA!

You admit it!

I am a part of humanity!
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #13 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 09:54:31 PM »
Quote from: Pugnate on Saturday, November 21, 2009, 09:53:26 PM
This is MysterD.

You are not me.

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He is like the swine flu of message boards.
Yes, I am.
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Offline Ghandi

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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #14 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 10:05:39 PM »
Quote from: Pugnate on Saturday, November 21, 2009, 09:54:28 PM
A-HA!

You admit it!

I am a part of humanity!

How could you respond twice in a row? WE GET ONCE RESPONSE HERE. PICK YOUR BEST ONE.
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Offline MysterD

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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #15 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 10:07:29 PM »
Quote from: Ghandi on Saturday, November 21, 2009, 10:05:39 PM
How could you respond twice in a row? WE GET ONCE RESPONSE HERE. PICK YOUR BEST ONE.


Pug can do what he wants.
He's like the biggest MysterD wannabe here.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #16 on: Sunday, November 22, 2009, 09:04:35 AM »
Quote from: Pugnate on Saturday, November 21, 2009, 09:53:26 PM
This is MysterD. He is like the swine flu of message boards.

*Sigh*

I want a new forum feature: ignoring thread updates based on, um, user-selected criteria.  The ideal would be for there to be no bumping at all of threads that meet the selected filter(s).  No date/time change.  No bolding of the thread title on the board.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #17 on: Sunday, November 22, 2009, 09:46:43 AM »
Were you expecting more intellectually stimulating comments from a thread titled "I jumped over a bonfire tonight"? :P :P

I know what you meant though. :P
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #18 on: Sunday, November 22, 2009, 09:47:33 AM »
Quote from: Pugnate on Sunday, November 22, 2009, 09:46:43 AM
Were you expecting more intellectually stimulating comments from a thread titled "I jumped over a bonfire tonight"? :P :P
Hey, I was. :P
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Offline Cobra951

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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #19 on: Sunday, November 22, 2009, 10:14:53 AM »
No chance of that now.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #20 on: Sunday, November 22, 2009, 01:06:52 PM »
Quote from: Cobra951 on Sunday, November 22, 2009, 10:14:53 AM
No chance of that now.

You sure about that? :P
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Offline gpw11

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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #21 on: Sunday, November 22, 2009, 01:33:16 PM »
Did I ever tell you about the time I saw a good friend of mine get her face lit up?  It was a long time ago and she's basically turned out fine so I don't think it's overly insensitive to say that it was fucking awesome.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #22 on: Sunday, November 22, 2009, 01:41:39 PM »
Quote from: gpw11 on Sunday, November 22, 2009, 01:33:16 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time I saw a good friend of mine get her face lit up?  It was a long time ago and she's basically turned out fine so I don't think it's overly insensitive to say that it was fucking awesome.

As Idol would say/ask...
"Pictures?"
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #23 on: Sunday, November 22, 2009, 02:32:00 PM »
Quote from: MysterD on Sunday, November 22, 2009, 01:06:52 PM
You sure about that? :P

Yes, even more now than before.
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Offline Schlotzky5

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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #24 on: Sunday, November 22, 2009, 07:44:46 PM »
What does 'get her face lit up' mean? It sounds like something that happens at the end of a porno.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #25 on: Sunday, November 22, 2009, 08:09:58 PM »
I'm guessing he means she got her face set on fire.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #26 on: Sunday, November 22, 2009, 09:51:07 PM »
Yeah.  White gas + face = holy shit!!!

Keep in mind, that sometimes brushing your teeth can be dangerous.
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Offline MysterD

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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #27 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 08:57:44 PM »
Quote from: Cobra951 on Sunday, November 22, 2009, 02:32:00 PM
Yes, even more now than before.

What can change your mind?
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Offline Ghandi

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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #28 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 09:01:26 PM »
Posts that don't make us want to repeatedly bash our heads into a brick wall, for a start.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #29 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 09:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Ghandi on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 09:01:26 PM
Posts that don't make us want to repeatedly bash our heads into a brick wall, for a start.

Good point.
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #30 on: Sunday, November 29, 2009, 01:38:23 AM »
Quote from: gpw11 on Sunday, November 22, 2009, 09:51:07 PM
Yeah.  White gas + face = holy shit!!!

Keep in mind, that sometimes brushing your teeth can be dangerous.

Did her face actually get burned?
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #31 on: Sunday, November 29, 2009, 10:47:34 PM »
TRIAL BY FIRE!!!!
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #32 on: Sunday, November 29, 2009, 10:53:40 PM »
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Re: I jumped over a bonfire tonight
« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, December 01, 2009, 12:09:13 AM »
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TRIAL BY FIRE!!!!

Can't....stop....laughing

One of the best posts on Overwritten ever. I'm sorry I ever questioned you.
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