Topic: I jumped over a bonfire tonight

[Ghandi]

Twice. And I wasn't even that drunk.

Which, in itself, is pretty retarded and utterly pointless. But as the night grew, so did the legend. It was no longer a simple jump - or jumps. This was man conquering fire. The story grew. Women flocked to me. Sex was had.

Morale of the story: Jump over large fires,  no matter how badly you may get burned.

[Quemaqua]

If it guaranteed me women, I'd probably try to jump over a 20 foot long pit of poisonous zombie snakemen.

[Pugnate]

Jumping over a fire means you put your penis at risk of getting burned. So interestingly enough, Gandhi's penis went through a trial of fire, and was rewarded with sex.

[MysterD]

I jumped over a bonfire tonight.

Why?

[Ghandi]

I was incredibly drunk. No other reason.

[MysterD]

I was incredibly drunk. No other reason.

Ahhhh.
Well, that makes more sense now!

We all do a lot of craziness when toasted.

[Ghandi]

Well, that makes more sense now!

If you frame most of my replies on Overwritten in the context of me being drunk, they make more sense.

[MysterD]

Cool pic.

[Ghandi]

That reply was awesome in every way. One of my best ever. I can't believe you just ruined it.

[MysterD]

That reply was awesome in every way. One of my best ever. I can't believe you just ruined it.

I ruin everything.
Hence my sig.

[Ghandi]

You didn't ruin that sig. I've said for ages that it's not until we erase the name "Pugnate" from humanity that we will all live in peace. Don't flatter yourself. You made it better. But only slightly.

[Pugnate]

This is MysterD. He is like the swine flu of message boards.

[Pugnate]

You didn't ruin that sig. I've said for ages that it's not until we erase the name "Pugnate" from humanity that we will all live in peace. Don't flatter yourself. You made it better. But only slightly.

A-HA!

You admit it!

I am a part of humanity!

[MysterD]

This is MysterD.

You are not me.

He is like the swine flu of message boards.

Yes, I am.

[Ghandi]

A-HA!

You admit it!

I am a part of humanity!

How could you respond twice in a row? WE GET ONCE RESPONSE HERE. PICK YOUR BEST ONE.

[MysterD]

How could you respond twice in a row? WE GET ONCE RESPONSE HERE. PICK YOUR BEST ONE.

Pug can do what he wants.
He's like the biggest MysterD wannabe here.

[Cobra951]

This is MysterD. He is like the swine flu of message boards.

*Sigh*

I want a new forum feature: ignoring thread updates based on, um, user-selected criteria.  The ideal would be for there to be no bumping at all of threads that meet the selected filter(s).  No date/time change.  No bolding of the thread title on the board.

[Pugnate]

Were you expecting more intellectually stimulating comments from a thread titled "I jumped over a bonfire tonight"?

I know what you meant though.

[MysterD]

Were you expecting more intellectually stimulating comments from a thread titled "I jumped over a bonfire tonight"?

Hey, I was.

[Cobra951]

No chance of that now.

[MysterD]

No chance of that now.

You sure about that?

[gpw11]

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw a good friend of mine get her face lit up?  It was a long time ago and she's basically turned out fine so I don't think it's overly insensitive to say that it was fucking awesome.

[MysterD]

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw a good friend of mine get her face lit up?  It was a long time ago and she's basically turned out fine so I don't think it's overly insensitive to say that it was fucking awesome.

As Idol would say/ask...
"Pictures?"

[Cobra951]

You sure about that?

Yes, even more now than before.

[Schlotzky5]

What does 'get her face lit up' mean? It sounds like something that happens at the end of a porno.

[Quemaqua]

I'm guessing he means she got her face set on fire.

[gpw11]

Yeah.  White gas + face = holy shit!!!

Keep in mind, that sometimes brushing your teeth can be dangerous.

[MysterD]

Yes, even more now than before.

What can change your mind?

[Ghandi]

Posts that don't make us want to repeatedly bash our heads into a brick wall, for a start.

[MysterD]

Posts that don't make us want to repeatedly bash our heads into a brick wall, for a start.

Good point.

[Pugnate]

Yeah.  White gas + face = holy shit!!!

Keep in mind, that sometimes brushing your teeth can be dangerous.

Did her face actually get burned?

[PyroMenace]

TRIAL BY FIRE!!!!

[Quemaqua]

TRIAL BY FIRE!!!!

hahaha

[Ghandi]

TRIAL BY FIRE!!!!

Can't....stop....laughing

One of the best posts on Overwritten ever. I'm sorry I ever questioned you.