Ok, how's this:
I have an old US 3rd Army Calvary jacket (Vietnam style with patches and everything) with my last name on it (was my dad's). I also have a pair of camo pants and boots. I've aquired a slew of fake bling, a bandanna, a plain white shirt, and a jiffy marker.
The plan is to dress up in the army gear, and maybe roll a pant leg up. Trhow on the bling. Finally, draw on the shirt...something like No Limit. No Limit Soldier. I can get drunk and shout 'Ungh...Ungh...nananana!" all night.
What do you think?