Author Topic: i bought something... (Read 5187 times)

beo · « **on:** Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:00:18 AM »

it starts with fle and ends in ght. any guesses?

Quemaqua · « **Reply #1 on:** Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:21:02 AM »

What's really fucking scary is I think I figured it out. There are actually rather few good combinations of words that would work there. Damn the internet. I shouldn't have been able to guess that. I assume I'm right since I can't think of any other word combo that would fit something that would qualify for a Beo purchase.

ren · « **Reply #2 on:** Monday, January 11, 2010, 03:50:02 PM »

Quote from: Quemaqua on Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:21:02 AM

What's really fucking scary is I think I figured it out. There are actually rather few good combinations of words that would work there. Damn the internet. I shouldn't have been able to guess that. I assume I'm right since I can't think of any other word combo that would fit something that would qualify for a Beo purchase.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #3 on:** Monday, January 11, 2010, 04:36:47 PM »

Just... please don't let us know how it's working out for you.

gpw11 · « **Reply #4 on:** Monday, January 11, 2010, 05:09:20 PM »

ahaha

beo · « **Reply #5 on:** Monday, January 11, 2010, 05:35:19 PM »

you're all such prudes - no way you're getting my video review now.

Ghandi · « **Reply #6 on:** Monday, January 11, 2010, 06:18:53 PM »

Quote from: beo on Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:00:18 AM

it starts with fle and ends in ght. any guesses?

Oh God, I wish I could un-read that.

scottws · « **Reply #7 on:** Monday, January 11, 2010, 07:34:49 PM »

Video review? No thanks.

ScaryTooth · « **Reply #8 on:** Monday, January 11, 2010, 08:37:22 PM »

I love mine.

Schlotzky5 · « **Reply #9 on:** Monday, January 11, 2010, 09:01:54 PM »

ren · « **Reply #10 on:** Monday, January 11, 2010, 09:08:00 PM »

I want to know more about using it multiple times and the cleaning process.

ScaryTooth · « **Reply #11 on:** Monday, January 11, 2010, 09:08:29 PM »

It's dishwasher safe.

Ghandi · « **Reply #12 on:** Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:49:38 PM »

Remind me never to eat dinner at Scary's house.

beo · « **Reply #13 on:** Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 03:27:20 AM »

Quote from: ren on Monday, January 11, 2010, 09:08:00 PM

I want to know more about using it multiple times and the cleaning process.

the inner sleave comes out for washing. i stick the vag end over the end of a tap and let it run for a couple of minutes, then turn it inside out and shake it dry.

also, it's awesome. if you like orgasms and don't have regular access to a vagina, there is no reason not to own one. every girl i know seems to own at least one vibrator - i think it's time to even the score.

scottws · « **Reply #14 on:** Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 06:12:05 AM »

Guys like it when girls have vibrators. Girls run for the hills when they find out a guy has a fleshlight.

beo · « **Reply #15 on:** Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 06:23:10 AM »

only the prudish ones, and i have no interest in them. it'll be a good filtering mechanism... although to be honest, i doubt it's something i'll bring up straight away when meeting women.

Cobra951 · « **Reply #16 on:** Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 08:23:18 AM »

I just learned a new word today. Thank you, Scott.

Pugnate · « **Reply #17 on:** Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 10:02:43 AM »

Girls?

Cobra951 · « **Reply #18 on:** Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 10:19:31 AM »

No, it was "vibrators". I need to look that one up.

Pugnate · « **Reply #19 on:** Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 10:34:47 AM »

So you knew what a fleshlight was before you learned what a vibrator was?

interesting...

Cobra951 · « **Reply #20 on:** Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 11:38:16 AM »

Uh . . . yeah! That's it. I had no idea what a vibrator was until this thread. Never seen one in a movie, or internet porn, or anything. I'm sooo cloistered.

Pugnate · « **Reply #21 on:** Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 12:13:32 PM »

Did MysterD hack your account?

Cobra951 · « **Reply #22 on:** Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 02:11:52 PM »

I was starting to think he hacked into yours.

Pugnate · « **Reply #23 on:** Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 02:27:49 PM »

Quote from: Cobra951 on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 10:19:31 AM

No, it was "vibrators". I need to look that one up.

I was continuing your joke.

Ghandi · « **Reply #24 on:** Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 02:34:10 PM »

Follow the emoticons. They will lead you to D.

Cobra951 · « **Reply #25 on:** Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 02:45:34 PM »

Hahaha! Ghandi wins.

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