Topic: I have henchmen now.

[WindAndConfusion]

Two of them. They do my bidding. I've spent the last few days setting up a payroll and company expense account for them.

Speaking of the expense account, in order to discourage abuse, I have ordered Little Mermaid themed checks and debit cards.

Two down, 6.8 billion to go.

[Pugnate]

I am sure interviews of these two will be seen on TV in a few years.

[PyroMenace]

Gold farming is illegal. REPORTED.

[gpw11]

This can't be good for society.

[WindAndConfusion]

This can't be good for society.

I was hoping you'd say, "Oh God, it's beginning," but this is close enough.

[gpw11]

Not for Wind:

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Pyro, our agents are in place.  You remember the kill code, right?

[PyroMenace]

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Operation Silent Wind is a go. Activate clown car for extraction.

[gpw11]

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Perfect.  They will salute us as heroes after we eliminate the shadow leader behind NAMBLA

[Pugnate]

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Perfect.  They will salute us as heroes after we eliminate the shadow leader behind NAMBLA

hahaha

[Xessive]

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I expected a pun about "Breaking Wind" and his diabolical duo.

[gpw11]

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Pyro, have you heard back??  I'm getting radio silence here.  I suspect molestation.  Nothing breaks an agent like molestation.

[WindAndConfusion]

A fully-grown man in Batman pajamas is running around on my lawn gawking at me with a plastic telescope. I am going to assume that GPW had something to do with this.

[gpw11]

NO, NOTHING AT ALL

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Pyro, I think we need to tighten up the screening process on new applicants. Craigslist may not have been the best idea.