Topic: Tuscan Whole Milk

[idolminds]

Do not taunt Tuscan Whole Milk.

The reviews, man. Read the reviews.

[Cobra951]

Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
. . .

Quoth the serpent, "oh, there's more!"

Loved Edgar's review. 

[Quemaqua]

Haha, that was fantastic.  It helps that I'm slightly drunk, but really, that was fantastic.  The punchline was a beaut.