Topic: i have an important announcement to make

[gpw11]

Keebs is the best ever and Pugnate is the leather king.  I want to make it with him.  Keebs would too, but he's too busy cheating at DoD.

[gpw11]

Keebs is now hiding from me...like the scared little girl he is.

[angrykeebler]

The sewers ran red with German blood. I looked around and saw bodies of dead Krauts strewn around as they sank into the filth. Still, my biggest target eluded me.

The pact had been made earlier. As gentlemen, we agreed whoever drew first blood would be crowned Supreme Overwritten DoD Champion. As I ran through the dead bodies of my vanquished foes, I saw him in my sights.

Gpw.

I aimed my Thompson and fired away. Before this mighty onslaught, gpw was helpless as he was cut down like grain.

It was over. The exclamation mark on my monumental victory. There were no more doubts.

[gpw11]

Sorry chum, you left your sidekick out of the story....you know, the one you used as a shield.  The same one who probably took half my life. 



Also, I hate you.

[angrykeebler]

Oh hey you might want to mention to everyone how i punched you till you died

[gpw11]

No, I don't think I will.

[Pugnate]

 

No, I don't think I will.

[Quemaqua]

I demand video!

[gpw11]

Well, I didn't take one.  Keebs may have, but I don't think he'd be willing to post it.  It would probably reveal all his methods of cheating.

[angrykeebler]

bump

just want to remind everyone how awesome i am at DoD and how i am Supreme Overwritten DoD Champion and how terrible gpw is

[Ghandi]

I frequently get phone calls from gpw crying into the phone late at night trying to convince me that he is good at DoD. I laugh at him, mockingly agreeing.

He told me that he has nightmares about Asian people punching him repeatedly as his body lies helplessly in the mud, the stench of his dead comrades thick around him.

[gpw11]

It's true...Keebs has left me with serious psychological scarring.  I....I never knew asains could cheat so well.