Topic: Ask K-man

[K-man]

Anything within reason you want to know about me, I am currently slightly intoxicated and an open book.

Go.

[PyroMenace]

Tell us your greatest in bed moment with Beth.

[K-man]

I actually proposed to her in bed.  So I guess that would be it.

[gpw11]

What is the most homosexual thing you have ever done?

Edit: Also, what is the most homosexual thing you have ever done with Pyro?

[K-man]

What is the most homosexual thing you have ever done?

Edit: Also, what is the most homosexual thing you have ever done with Pyro?

Well our circle of friends in college had this thing going we coined "manhumping".  Sad thing is I think I might have been the one to start it.  I can't remember.  It could happen without notice.  we'd all be hanging out or whatever and then out of nowhere everyone would just pounce on someone and dry hump them for a few seconds.  I guess that's probably the most homosexual thing i've ever done AND the most homosexual thing I've ever done with Pyro

[idolminds]

How much wood would you chuck if you were a woodchuck?

[Quemaqua]

God damn it, you had to give him something with "wood" in it, didn't you?

[beo]

would you rather fuck a 14 year old or an 80 year old?

[gpw11]

Well our circle of friends in college had this thing going we coined "manhumping".  Sad thing is I think I might have been the one to start it.  I can't remember.  It could happen without notice.  we'd all be hanging out or whatever and then out of nowhere everyone would just pounce on someone and dry hump them for a few seconds.  I guess that's probably the most homosexual thing i've ever done AND the most homosexual thing I've ever done with Pyro

Just so you know, I stopped reading after "manhumping".   Pretty much answered everything right there.

would you rather fuck a 14 year old or an 80 year old?

Well done!

[idolminds]

God damn it, you had to give him something with "wood" in it, didn't you?

Shit, I totally didn't think of that.

[gpw11]

Went back and read the post.  Yup, pretty damn queer.  Actually, it'd be almost impossible to do anything more homosexual, but whatever.

New one:


What's the gayest thing you've ever done with either your mouth or Pyro's mouth?

[beo]

do you know what's really gay? the fact that you're probing deeper into this whole homosexual thing.

wait...

[K-man]

would you rather fuck a 14 year old or an 80 year old?

The 80 year old would definitely carry less legal implications with it.  If Anna Nicole Smith could do it..

[K-man]

Went back and read the post.  Yup, pretty damn queer.  Actually, it'd be almost impossible to do anything more homosexual, but whatever.

New one:


What's the gayest thing you've ever done with either your mouth or Pyro's mouth?

I think i licked one of my friend's faces new years eve when I was wayyyy loaded on bourbon.

[gpw11]

The 80 year old would definitely carry less legal implications with it.  If Anna Nicole Smith could do it..

wrong answer...pervert.

I think i licked one of my friend's faces new years eve when I was wayyyy loaded on bourbon.

Madzim?

[Quemaqua]

Madzim?

Hahaha, nice, you magnificent bastard.

[Ghandi]

Jessica Alba wants you to make sweet love to her, but she wants D to blog the entire event live as he watches. DO YOU DO IT?

[PyroMenace]

I have a question for you.

Harvey Dent... can we trust him?!?

[idolminds]

WHERES BEATRICE?

[Quemaqua]

hahaha

[K-man]

Jessica Alba wants you to make sweet love to her, but she wants D to blog the entire event live as he watches. DO YOU DO IT?

I would use Securom DRM (Trojan w/ spermicidal lubricant) so D would have nothing to do with the situation

[MysterD]

I would use Securom DRM (Trojan w/ spermicidal lubricant) so D would have nothing to do with the situation

Does Securom DRM "come" w/ install limits?

[gpw11]

Ahahaha.  I don't really get it, but still found it really funny.

[idolminds]

Does Securom DRM "come" w/ install limits?

Yes, you only get one install every 9 months.

[Quemaqua]

hahaha

[K-man]

Well there's a hack around that but it involves a hot coat hanger.

Too far?

[gpw11]

...

[beo]

Well there's a hack around that but it involves a hot coat hanger.

Too far?

lololololol.

[Pugnate]

Here is a question. How'd you come up with K-Man?

[K-man]

Here is a question. How'd you come up with K-Man?

One of my Sociology professors from college whom I was very close with gave me the name.  My name is Kendall so you can figure out the rest.

[gpw11]

You sure you don't want the change the answer to the question about the most homosexual thing you've ever done?  I mean, that story...

[Ghandi]

Gregg is jealous that he wasn't invited to the manhumping party...don't pay attention to him.

[scottws]

Wow, I had been passing this thread over.  It would have been a shame to miss it.  There is some really good stuff in here!

[K-man]

You sure you don't want the change the answer to the question about the most homosexual thing you've ever done?  I mean, that story...

Haha.  it's a lot more innocent than you guys make it out to be.  Just an inside joke amongst friends. 

[MysterD]

Yes, you only get one install every 9 months.

Any "revokes" allowed w/ a "revoke tool?"

[idolminds]

Pretty sure kman covered that.

[Ghandi]

OK SO THIS HOT GIRL REALLY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRL AND SHE IS STRAIGHT AND HOW DO I MAKE MY GIRL BI I SWEAR IM NOT MAKING THIS UP

seriously, this is happening. And i got yelled at because of it. But i want two girls.

VERY drumnk but I definitely had 3 hour argumnet about it

NEED KMAN HELP

[gpw11]

Find a male friend and dry hump him.

[Quemaqua]

Uh... kill yourself?

[K-man]

I find it necessary to clarify that the whole group manhump thing was like a 5 second deal.  It's not like we ganged up on a dude for 30 minutes.

Well Pyro did once or twice.