Topic: Hot Helping Hand Bras (probably NSFW)

[Xessive]

I thought it's high time I contributed to our wide selection of mammary imagery.

In this edition of MAXIMUM BOOBAGE: Hot Helping Hand Bras

[PyroMenace]

Idol is going to miss the thread of the century.

[beo]

second row down, first column, girl on the right - i went to school with her.

[Xessive]

second row down, first column, girl on the right - i went to school with her.

Tell her I say Hello followed by an announcement: "Wealthy* Arab seeks trophy bride!"

*Emotional Wealth

[ScaryTooth]

What is it about breasts? If I don't have a pair to cup and hold at night, I don't sleep very well. They are just so sexy and fun.

[Quemaqua]

Fuck this thread.

[Xessive]

Fuck this thread.

Sorry, Que

[Ghandi]

He's only mad because 2 girls is not enough. We need at LEAST 9 1/2 these days.

[Cobra951]

Damn.  Few things affect me more than that (in a good way).  Janet Jackson is obvious.  Anyone else see Veronika Zemanova?

[Quemaqua]

I'm mad for reasons I cannot as a decent gentleman divulge.  But it involves a few things I recently had and lost, things that were motherloving fantastic, and probably a lot more fantastic than a lot of people here have had experience with.  And belonged to someone more fantastic by far than anything so simple.

Few things are worse than having sex entirely ruined for you for a time.  I couldn't even watch a porno right now without suffering.

[Pugnate]

WTF?

WHO HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING ROSHAMBO WITH?

[PyroMenace]

But it involves a few things I recently had and lost, things that were motherloving fantastic, and probably a lot more fantastic than a lot of people here have had experience with.

I'm sorry but I keep coming back to this sentence, what do you mean by it?

[Xessive]

Damn.  Few things affect me more than that (in a good way).  Janet Jackson is obvious.  Anyone else see Veronika Zemanova?

Oh yeah, both of them excited me at one time or another.

Then I moved on when reality struck me with a girl more amazing than the two combined! We dated extensively and then were separated by fate, I left the country and so did she. In time we drifted apart, and now my greatest porn is a memory. When I wanna feel the effect I just close my eyes and relive past experiences. I hate living in the past but hey, sometimes I gotta bust a nut! Good stuff. I've learned to isolate myself from the emotional bond.

Anyway, Que, I is sorry for involuntarily drudging up old memories. You must enjoy the boobage for what it is, not for what it reminds you of.

[Pugnate]

You must enjoy the boobage for what it is, not for what it reminds you of.

This reminds me of something Yogurt from Spaceballs would say.

[Quemaqua]

I'm sorry but I keep coming back to this sentence, what do you mean by it?

Best boobs ever.  And yes, I realize how completely emo I'm being.

[Cobra951]

I've had my share of perfect and near-perfect bodies.  Nature keeps making them, and sometimes they have extra help after that.  No one despair about future availability, please.

[K-man]

Best boobs ever.  And yes, I realize how completely emo I'm being.

Are you sure?  Because you're taking this emo thing to a whole new level of despair and anguish.

[Quemaqua]

Oh, just wait.  It's going to get worse, I assure you.  I haven't started drinking yet tonight.

[idolminds]

Hey whats going on over here?

[MysterD]

Hey whats going on over here?

As usual, Idol came late to the party...

[Quemaqua]

Did someone say party?  =D  I'm drinking, so we can start now.  Should I cry into my beer or pick random fights with guys three times my size?

[MysterD]

Did someone say party?  =D  I'm drinking, so we can start now.  Should I cry into my beer or pick random fights with guys three times my size?

Party started LONG ago @ Idol's...

And Que, why not try BOTH?

[PyroMenace]

D, go back to watching your Sex in the City.

[Quemaqua]

C'mere, D.  Maybe tonight I'll pick a fight I know I can win.

[MysterD]

D, go back to watching your Sex in the City.

No.

EDIT:

C'mere, D.  Maybe tonight I'll pick a fight I know I can win.

Yeah, go bug Pyro.

[Quemaqua]

Hahaha, D made a funny!  Haha... nice one dude.  That's the first fucking time I laughed all day.

[MysterD]

Hahaha, D made a funny!  Haha... nice one dude.  That's the first fucking time I laughed all day.

Really?
I didn't think what I said was super-funny... 

[Xessive]

D, have a coke and a smile etc.

Pyro, bring forth your mighty flaming hat (the one with fire not the other "flaming" one) and rain down a sea of hot boobs on Que!

Que, enjoy boobs!

Idol, where are you?!

[MysterD]

D, have a coke and a smile etc.!

Any rum mixed in w/ the coke?