Topic: Women are crazy.

[Pugnate]

Got this as a forward. Pretty funny.

Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten more!"

 

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this
wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an
Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay,
because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only
for me."

 

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

 

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's
okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."



So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

 

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,

"I'd like a mild heart attack."

[scottws]

Haha, I'd seen that one before.  Good stuff though.

And yes, it's true, women are crazy.

[Quemaqua]

This place really has become a sausage factory.

But yes.  Womens = crazy.

[Pugnate]

heh the timing of this thread was bad, but oh well.

[scottws]

This place really has become a sausage factory.

To prove it, just check the forum stats lol.  There's a male:female ratio there.

[idolminds]

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the pussy  willows." The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"

[Quemaqua]

 

Nice.

[iPPi]

Hahahaha.

[Pugnate]

hahaha

[ren]

 

That woman is both crazy and smart.

[Xessive]

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the pussy  willows." The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"

Haha hilarious

[Ghandi]

  Funny stuff.

This place really has become a sausage factory.

Yes, all of the beautiful ladies we used to have left 

[Raisa]

Yes, all of the beautiful ladies we used to have left 

ALL?

dear sir, if i were you, i would watch out when i step out of my house next time.

[Pugnate]

Well if you think about it. We've only ever had only one lady here.

There was also OMGCHINGYOMG!!!111111!!

But you have to be human first.

[Ghandi]

ALL?

dear sir, if i were you, i would watch out when i step out of my house next time.

  I'm sincerely scared that some angry CIA assasain is going to kill me now. Any black SUV's and I'm running.

As for my original post, I misworded it. I still love you  (in a purely non-creepy way).