Topic: This is pretty stupid

[Pugnate]

But funny...

An Asian man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, “Please let me go. I’ll grant you any wish you desire.” The man said, “Okay. I wish my sexual organs could touch the ground.”

So the crocodile bit his legs off.

[angrykeebler]

inb4 keebs is that asian man

[sirean_syan]

This story is false. An Asian without legs would still not have genitals that touch the ground.

[Xessive]

Haha I love these little silly jokes

What do gay horses eat?

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Pugnate]

All three of you made me laugh. Well done.

[Quemaqua]

Haha, good thread for a Thursday night when Friday just isn't quite here yet.

[Pugnate]

If this was facebook, I would have "liked" Que's comment.

[sirean_syan]

If this was Facebook, I'd have to stab myself in the stomach.

[PyroMenace]

If I was Que, I would have "liked" Sy's comment.

[Pugnate]

If I was beo, I'd probably be banging someone right about now.

[idolminds]

If I was liked, I'd Facebook the....wait, where was I going with this?

[angrykeebler]

If I was MysterD, I'd have responded with an inane comment.

[Pugnate]

If I were angrykeebler, I'd check if my hot Greek girlfriend had any friends for my best mate, Pug.

[angrykeebler]

If I were Pugnate, I'd just go crazy with the prostitutes.

[Pugnate]

If I were Ren., I'd be having bad flashbacks from my days in China.

[Quemaqua]

If I were in China, I'd be bringing prostitutes into ren's room and sleeping with them on his bed.

[Ace_O_Spades]

If I were in Que's bed, he wouldn't realize it until it was too late!

[Ghandi]

If I had a party at my place, I would not invite Ace for fear that he would be hiding in my bed trying to rape me.

[TheOtherBelmont]

If I had a party at my place, I would not invite Ace for fear that he would be hiding in my bed trying to rape me.

We all know you can't rape the willing.

[Cobra951]

If I were hiding in someone's bed, it wouldn't be Ghandi's.

[Ghandi]

We all know you can't rape the willing.

If I were hiding in someone's bed, it wouldn't be Ghandi's.

I'm trying to figure out if that is a compliment or not.

[Pugnate]

If I were hiding in someone's bed, it wouldn't be Ghandi's.

haha this is unintentionally creepy.