Author Topic: Ummm...eww? (Read 10363 times)

Pugnate · « **on:** Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 09:11:00 PM »

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Wife chopped off late hubby's willy

A German woman chopped off her dead husband's penis - to pickle it as a souvenir of their marriage.

Uta Schneider, 65, used a butcher's knife to hack off Heinrich's manhood in a Stuttgart hospital, reports The Sun.

She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested.

Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation.

She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

"I wanted to pickle it for eternity - he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by."

idolminds · « **Reply #1 on:** Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 09:16:08 PM »

As a male, all I can say is thank god he was already dead.

scottws · « **Reply #2 on:** Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 09:20:00 PM »

Haha, that's a pretty funny story actually.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #3 on:** Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 10:22:58 PM »

I dunno'. That's creepy as fuck, and really weird, but I mean... why arrest her for that? Okay, so she wants to keep her husband's package around. That doesn't really seem like something worth arresting somebody over, does it? It's not like he's going to need it, and if there was anybody on earth that had rights to it, it was her.

Pugnate · « **Reply #4 on:** Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 10:36:51 PM »

Unfortunately I have a feeling that she would infect herself with it.

sirean_syan · « **Reply #5 on:** Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 10:40:54 PM »

Quote from: Pugnate on Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 10:36:51 PM

Unfortunately I have a feeling that she would infect herself with it.

.... interesting choice of words there.

Raisa · « **Reply #6 on:** Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 10:56:12 PM »

Xessive · « **Reply #7 on:** Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 10:16:05 AM »

That is pretty creepy. I mean imagine walking into someone's house to find a penis in a jar on the mantle!

Pugnate · « **Reply #8 on:** Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 10:28:56 AM »

Or put in a bottle of tequila and call it a worm?

shock · « **Reply #9 on:** Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 06:44:26 PM »

lol

I think it is funny that she talks about the petnames for his penis in public. "Joystick" and what not.

I am cool with petnames for penises, but keep that behind closed doors..

*will never give up his petname for his member*

Pugnate · « **Reply #10 on:** Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 09:27:52 PM »

shock · « **Reply #11 on:** Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 09:31:03 PM »

Ok, fine. I named him Pug.

Pugnate · « **Reply #12 on:** Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 11:08:23 PM »

Well I do have a small stature.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #13 on:** Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 11:17:15 PM »

I call mine Gargantua of the Ninth Circle. WEEP, MORTALS, AND FEAR!

Pugnate · « **Reply #14 on:** Thursday, September 14, 2006, 02:54:57 AM »

You have a giant penis from hell?

Quemaqua · « **Reply #15 on:** Thursday, September 14, 2006, 01:28:49 PM »

Yes. Yes I do.

Pugnate · « **Reply #16 on:** Thursday, September 14, 2006, 10:02:39 PM »

I don't see any way this thread can continue.

Raisa · « **Reply #17 on:** Thursday, September 14, 2006, 10:17:36 PM »

i am in denial this thread even exists... but, Pug, i think you can keep this going.

Pugnate · « **Reply #18 on:** Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:55:31 AM »

Question: Why does Raisa want to see this thread continue?

Quemaqua · « **Reply #19 on:** Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:56:28 AM »

She doesn't. She just thinks you're a sick bastard and are capable of doing so. $:-\$

Xessive · « **Reply #20 on:** Friday, September 15, 2006, 07:11:05 AM »

Quote from: Quemaqua on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:56:28 AM

She doesn't. She just thinks you're a sick bastard and are capable of doing so. $:-\$

How dare you, sir! Pugnacio does his best to prolong the life of unwanted threads, he gives us results! And you sit here and sully his good name! I will not stand for it! I shall remain seated. Please continue Lord Pugnacio.

Pugnate · « **Reply #21 on:** Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:12:05 AM »

Quote from: Quemaqua on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:56:28 AM

She doesn't. She just thinks you're a sick bastard and are capable of doing so. $:-\$

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I call mine Gargantua of the Ninth Circle. WEEP, MORTALS, AND FEAR!

Quemaqua · « **Reply #22 on:** Friday, September 15, 2006, 09:04:17 PM »

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Author Topic: Ummm...eww? (Read 10363 times)