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Offline gpw11

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Dear Keebs,
« on: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 09:55:36 PM »
FUCK YOU




Woooooooooooooooooooo!

Offline angrykeebler

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Re: Dear Keebs,
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 10:37:36 PM »
JUST WAIT TILL YOU PLAY THE BRUINS YOU ASS

TIM THOMAS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ROBERTO LUONGO
Suck it, Pugnate.

Offline gpw11

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Re: Dear Keebs,
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 11:20:26 PM »
Well, although Thomas has a slightly better record this year, they're both up for a Vezina.  If only there was some sort of high-pressure event in the past that they both participated in which we could use to compare. I mean, we could use the Olympics, but Thomas was sitting on the bench.

But in all seriousness, Thomas is a big deal.  I'd be more worried about the rest of the roster if it were Tampa Bay.

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Re: Dear Keebs,
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 11:49:15 PM »
In all seriousness, I think the Cup is Vancouver's to lose. I predicted at the start of the Playoffs the winner of the Western Conference (that I said would be either Vancouver, Detroit or San Jose) would win the Cup.

Suck it, Pugnate.

Offline Ghandi

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Re: Dear Keebs,
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2011, 12:12:40 AM »
I heard a story about you two.

It took place long ago, at a time no one can remember. But there was a gun battle of epic proportions - two sides at arms; anger and determination on both sides. Amidst the chaos, two soldiers charged at each other, guns blazing. 

But, alas - both of these soldiers were weak and timid. Realizing that they couldn't hit shit, they ran at each other, slapping with tiny, ineffectual hands until the other surrendered in a shameful cloud of tears.

It has been dubbed the battle of little vagina. There was no winners that day, only losers.

Offline gpw11

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Re: Dear Keebs,
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2011, 12:13:53 AM »
In all seriousness, I think the Cup is Vancouver's to lose. I predicted at the start of the Playoffs the winner of the Western Conference (that I said would be either Vancouver, Detroit or San Jose) would win the Cup.



Well, I'm glad we're on the same page and can act like gentlemen.  I hope for a lot of e-high fives.

I heard a story about you two.

It took place long ago, at a time no one can remember. But there was a gun battle of epic proportions - two sides at arms; anger and determination on both sides. Amidst the chaos, two soldiers charged at each other, guns blazing. 

But, alas - both of these soldiers were weak and timid. Realizing that they couldn't hit shit, they ran at each other, slapping with tiny, ineffectual hands until the other surrendered in a shameful cloud of tears.

It has been dubbed the battle of little vagina. There was no winners that day, only losers.

Aren't you a nurse?

Offline angrykeebler

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Re: Dear Keebs,
« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2011, 12:16:14 AM »
Ghandi is a nurse? LOL WHAT ARE YOU A FILIPINO WOMAN?!
Suck it, Pugnate.

Offline Ghandi

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Re: Dear Keebs,
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2011, 12:20:25 AM »
Aren't you a nurse?

No, I've never even taken a class on the subject. Are you looking for someone to help you with your little problem? Because I've heard that Eskimo nurses are good at dealing with...cold parts. You know, lots of exposure up there and stuff.

:D

Edit: You two should just make out already. The sexual tension in this thread is palpable.

Offline angrykeebler

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Re: Dear Keebs,
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2011, 12:22:39 AM »
what makes you think we haven't already?
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: Dear Keebs,
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2011, 12:26:38 AM »
gpw would have moved on already. He's a slut like that.

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Re: Dear Keebs,
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2011, 12:45:10 AM »
I kinda miss Canada now..