You guys wouldn't even believe the shit I've done as MysterD. He's surprisingly popular with Canadian hookers.
NOBODY can be the real me.
Also, I doubt anybody else wants to be the real me. [shrugs]
Oh, and the real me has never been to Canada.
EDIT:
For the record, I voted that we keep this a secret. This was, like, the funnest thing ever.
Being the real me is not fun.
Hasn't really been that fun being the real me - oh, in probably at least 5 years, more or less.