I will do! It doesn't seem like Spoilers are necessary in this thread, so I'm not going to use them. I'm hella early anyways.
I don't have any super amusing stories so far. I'm playing as a warrior/knight (does this matter?) and have been enjoying it pretty well once I've gotten the hang of it (although I can't parry/riposte for the life of me.
I died extremely often early on, but managed to follow the lead of the online tips/hints/whatever you call them and a hillariously helpful blood stain (some guy shooting arrows off in to the distance, getting attacked and falling off a ledge) to figure out that shooting the dragon's tale on the bridge gets you the awesome Drake sword/Soul Calibur (come on, it looks EXACTLY the same). I kept on running through the area with the tail (over and over again...you know, because dying) and kept on getting messages to attack the tail but nothing would happen (same animation over and over again without anything). Finally I got a blood stain in the area and checked it out in order to see someone attacking the tail twice before getting attacked by that skeleton up there (I presume) or simply dropping off the edge. So, while on the phone and not really thinking I started just shooting arrows at the tail repeatedly. BAM! DRAKE SWORD! Which is pretty cool and totally bad-ass but could really benefit from having that stabbing plunge attack.
The acquisition of the Drake sword (and arrows/bolts) were a bit of a game changer for me. In the next section I cleared out the enemies in the upper portion and just picked off the bore with arrows. EASY! I was having a hell of a time with spearmen, but learned that switching to double handed stance worked wonders.
I have been pretty steadily progressing since. The twin Gargoyle boss was pretty funny because it was my second time summoning someone (I seem to run around hollow the majority of the time) and they literally went in threw some lighting bolts at the boss and killed both of them before I even swung once. Kind of a buzz kill, but sure. Rung the first bell, went through Darkroot Garden, found out that killing those armored giants was pretty easy (one at a time), and blitzed in to pilfer a corpse for some sweet ass Elite Knight Armour...which is cool but heavy and seems like it slows my roll down (is this a thing?)
I then ran into the Moonlight Butterfly which seemed like it was going to be tranquil and fun but ended up being THE WORST. Arrows did little, bolts even less, throwing knives? HA. Oh, wait...firebombs are pretty badass. I was left with the option of getting really good at dodging and just getting my attacks in while the boss was at rest or killing it with firebombs...so I ran all the way back to the Undead Merchant and bought a ton of firebombs. VICTORY.
And that's pretty much where I am. That route ended up being a dead end and I don't want to farm souls in order to buy the seal to unlock that glowing door in the forest, so I think I'll investigate the Darkroot Basin path I just found. Still using the Drake Sword but I just tried out a halberd and it seemed fun. Hope to find a more powerful one so I can switch.
The online system is great. I haven't been invaded, but summoning ended up being helpful and the messages are awesome. Blood stains not AS useful, but still good. I never would have found the bonfire in Darkroot Gardens if I didn't see a message about the fake wall. Actually, I didn't know that fake walls were a thing in the game so now I'm wondering how much I missed, because there were like two more in the next area.
I just realized that there's way more to FireLink Shrine than I previously thought, so that seems cool and I now have another totally new area on my list to explore (Also, that graveyard...which is terrifying).
And, finally being powerful enough, I revisited the two black knights I had found while backtracking to buy the firebombs. The first (in the Undead Burg) was super easy all of a sudden and was guarding a ring. Sweet!
The second (atop the tower just before the boar) was definitely more difficult and almost took me down save for a last minute roll and backstab that I managed to fluke into. To be fair, I should have been able to kill him anyways, I just dropped the ball and over exerted myself, leaving my defenses open at the start. The shitty thing is that this one wasn't guarding anything at all. Lame.