Wow. Nothing. Ok so no stories, no tales of hardship or triumph. Fine, I was expecting too much of you folks, but please. No non-canon stories even happened? D, where is your appreciation for the make believe!?
Fine, I guess I'll start.
I've had a lot happen in the several years I've been away from overwritten. I graduated college and made a million dollars playing basketball internationally. While out in North Korea, I met Denis Rodman who "dug" my "bullshit." We took a plane back to Chicago and he introduced me to some of his contacts and now the Chicago Bulls want to sign me for more millions of dollars. I told them no, initially, citing that I am already a millionaire; however, the Bulls GM told me I would need to hide that million from the undeserving cretins that populate my life. He elaborated, "Where better to hide a million dollars than under several million dollars?" I signed without hesitation. He was right, after all. Now, looking back on last week, I feel like I've made the right decision and im on my way to a lucrative NBA career. Lets go Bulls!
